also… for the first voicemail
metal gear solid 2:liberty island
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM#t=4m49s

zombie plan: of course, unless you’re a machine, in which case

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Wait…

First, when you’re talking about the proof being in the pudding, why is there a picture of a baby shoving cupcakes in its mouth? Cupcakes are not pudding. Cupcakes aren’t even remotely associated with Bill Cosby.

Second, can I keep sufficiently advanced technology with Cowboy if I don’t have any magics? I doubt he’d know the difference.

More podcasts! woo!

Dick moves:

*Relighting candles – yeah, that’s a dick move…if you’re OLD! or have asthma or some other condition. Otherwise, man up!

*Booing an act – if you go to a concert and know beforehand who is opening, yes, that’s a dick move. That’s part of the experience, so sit through it if you have to, but don’t boo the guy. If they don’t mention it, though, or they bait-and-switch you or something, boo away.

*Quarters – no. They’re “legal tender” for a reason.

*How is poop golf NOT a dick move?

Also: I particularly liked the First Blood picture. Thanks for the Rabbit and Mouse love.

Haha, “Dick ove”

Is “Chrononauts” pronounced
Craun-0 or Crow-no?

Cowboy? Is that your Little Cousin? or your little cousin?

Peace is right, though. 3rd shift workers are the best people at Steak and Shake.

A blender is for liquid concoctions. Grinding ice and tequila together, milk and ice cream, love and sunshine, etc

Cowboy: if you’re still in Clearwater, watch out for Scientologists! If they gang up on you and try to give you an e-meter reading or something, just shout “Hail Xenu!” It probably won’t help you escape, but at least they’ll be angrier.

Three-month-old political commentary FTW.

More Dragonball references? You’ll never get your listenership to be OVER 9000!!!!!! if you keep that up.

Internet2 already exists. Also, your blog won’t let me post comments if they have links in them, apparently, so you’ll never know what Internet2’s web address is!

Wikipedia’s entry for “food processor” explains how it’s different from a blender. I’m to lazy to copy/paste here, though.

lol stupid john i was gonna call and make you lose the game…
shame on both of you for not knowing what GOP stands for… shame shame shame on you p.s. its not fine that you dont know what it stands for but kudos to peace for knowing what happened in michigan and florida

lol i agree about tuesday morning… way disappointed but dinner impossible is freakin awesome

*i love the car segerments the ADD makes things way funny*
i hate reading translations as well or even seeing translated movies and running red lights is not awesome… when there are cameras and i just noticed im not a fan of the car segerment strikes back picture cuz it looks like the jeep is running over Smef or Smef is shooting his laser at the jeep lol depends on the angle ur looking at it.

and thats it for me… i think i’ve made up for my other *utility lost* comments and episodes i’ve cheated on by not commenting the right way…
oh and game time

new podcast please

Wait, was there a car segerment segerment?

I hope to record some soundbyte eventually.

Corrie: I don’t after 4 years know how one “Boiler’s Up” but I can shamelessly plug of T-Shirt being sold by math club telling you to B’Euler Up!

Paul: Thanks for making me feel awesome for NOT watching transformers even when it was on an airplane.

Shia LeBeouf played the lead in Transformers. If you have trouble identifying him, look for the annoying guy who won’t shut up. (Or better yet, don’t watch Transformers in the first place.)

Second of all, there is also a Popcorn, IN.

Thirdly, I’d like some Spanish singing. Cowboy, I’m looking in your general direction.

As a non-Purdue person, what exactly must one do to “Boiler up”?

I’ll be classy and e-mail you my action item thoughts.

The DR sounds pretty hilarious, and I would love to hear Spanish singing! My guess is that the guy puked or shat all over his clothes, and then filled a bucket with water to cleanse himself, but didn’t want to carry the gross clothes out, so he found a towel and left the clothes there.

Seriously? You don’t know who Shia LeBeouf is? You might’ve been too cool/ old for Even Stevens, but he’s getting be a bigger star and getting arrested for stupid stuff like loitering at a Walgreens or something. He’s also kind of Ryan’s celebrity doppelganger).

The 15-star American flag was standard for a long time and up until the 20th state was admitted it wasn’t changed. This was also the flag that inspired Key to write the Star Spangled Banner. So maybe it’s some type of tribute to America as a beacon of freedom – or maybe not.

By the way Cowboy, I have a hunch there are more than a couple Internet websites that feature blond girls shirtless on the beach. So don’t feel like you missed out.

P.S. When you search for your Podcast in iTunes two show up. One is the oldone with the old picture and the other is the current one. Might wanna fix that…

1-BUY A WII (It’s in caps because I am yelling it at you.)

2-I have a no ideas…but unrelated-ly I got a letter from the NRA today which is also an acronym.

3-Dick Move.

4-Are you like babies? The car is calming? Ummm, I actually like the car seg-er-ment because I can picture it in my mind. I want to ride in a car with you guys when I hear it.

5-I’d like to share stories from ridiculous things kids do, but one of your listeners will probably be one of my students and I’ll get sued. Plus I don’t have recording abilities.

6-I would like more details on your dream movies. I think I might have to write them. I like movie reviews. Old ones would be cool if you told us what you were going to review the podcast before so I could maybe catch up on it before I hear your review.

7-Check

I’m too lazy to make this into an email. Besides, I’m supposed to be packing right now. You were just too interesting!

Too much DragonBall Z talk for me. Nintendo 64 is awesome, though– Tark was having an “Old School Video Games” party and I really wanted to go play some 64 and Genesis.

Cowboy, you actually WATCHED Bee Movie? The ad barrage was enough to make me NOT watch it (especially because most of them weren’t even funny).

00’s are tiny, but I know a girl who regularly wears them, and she’s healthy- just tiiiny. There was a lot of buzz when they first came out, though, about making clothes for anorexic girls or about how they need to make smaller sizes because they’re making a sizes bigger so women feel better about themselves. (If a size 5 is bigger, someone who’s normally a size 7 can fit into it, and then they feel better about themselves when they shop at that store. Which means it’s impossible to shop for girl pants without trying them on.)

I was bored for 12 seconds. Thanks, guys.

My own view on creation/evolution is something like the one Benji mentioned: I believe that God created things, but I think he did it through science, if that makes sense. I definitely don’t deny evolution happening.

Hey Peace, let’s go on a smef-hunt in Kokomo over spring break. Please? (Swing break sleeping arrangements are sleeping on peoples’ floors/ couches/ etc.– I felt the same way about swing break, though.)

As for the car segerment, the sound doesn’t bother me but I think you should have a specific reason for it being in the car. Like, if you’re driving around and seeing things that inspire the next topic of conversation, cool. If you’re just talking about the same stuff but in a car, what’s the point?

Also in Matt O’s comment, I didn’t read “move” the first time I read the first sentence. It was amusing.

Sorry this comment is a million years long, but I have to mostly concentrate on listening to your podcast and not doing other things, or else I tune it out. So all my focus is on this right now.

I don’t think I could bring myself to watch Bee Movie. That Bee just looks so… wrong… with that human face on it.

Fun fact: my dick move is a true story. Twice. What can I say, drivers around here are dicks. The 8-ball confirms it.

Size 00? I never realized women’s clothing sizes are apparently pulled from roulette wheels.

Here’s my problem with that triceratops picture. YECs believe humans and dinosaurs lived together in harmony before The Fall, right? And that there wasn’t any death before The Fall, right? (Except for plants, I guess, but who cares about plants?) So where exactly did the leather come from to make the triceratops saddle, hmm?

Also, that triceratops is clearly wearing a shirt, and we all know Cretaceous Period tailors sucked.

Why yes, I am taking notes on what I want to comment on during the podcast. Don’t look at me like that — you’re the ones giving out action items!

Alzheimers dodgeball: Yes, a dick move.

I can’t drive a stick shift. Never learned. Feel like less of a man because of it.

Love the 8 ball.

Maybe someday I will understand the bilingual seggerment.

Hehe, recooters.

I already told Peace, but +1,000,000 points for the old school “Smef is evolving!” music.

Tall and super skinny women – not for everybody. Some of us like women with curves.

As clarification, the BH&G joke was where I went up and pretended to scan a customer’s item, and he was hiding a normal magazine amongst several smutty ones…a subversion of the norm.

I like “action items”

Oh boy…I’d forgotten about “Dilbert Comics”

Benji! I took my pants off an saluted.

I don’t know, maybe there’s some contravariant functor here that I’m just not seeing.

Hollister is supposedly the ‘high school’ marketed version of Abercrombie. They also have a kids’ store, abercrombie (without capitalization). Also, size 0 is stupid– but also tiiiiny.

I may comment more later.

I am dismayed that despite Benji’s masterful use of semantics to score hot girl-on-girl-in-laundry-room action, he doesn’t care about the epic lie-vs-lay issue.

Smef evolves into Asme.

Still wondering where “Beekeeper” came from.

- PK